randomness!

weee,

whatsapp my partayy people?

haha, its 9.15p.m right now..

2 hours 45 mins more 2 new year's eve..

the day that im definitely looking 4ward too..

well, technically not the day, but THE NIGHT..  :P

but, im super duper bored right now..

sooo, i did some googling!!

and guess what i foud?

somee really cool n funny pics..

well, they're funny to me laaa...

i hopeee u enjoy them too..

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well, there were lots moreee..

but, i do have a bad habit!

hehe, IM A LAZY PERSON! :P

but i doo have a jokee..

hehe, its kinda funny n lame at the same time..

if u dont get it, im sorreh..

i guess you're not awesomee enough!

One night two midget brothers walk into a bar. One says "Man, I'm tired of screwing midget girls. Lets screw real women." 

5 minutes later, two blondes walk into the bar and sit by the two midgets.

The four of them start talking and the midgets ask if they want to come to the hotel rooms and stay 4 the night and have ***.

The blondes agree.

In the first room the blonde and the midget were getting on it when the midget says "Oh baby, I'm sorry this has never happened before, but I can't get hard". O.o

So they give up and lay down to go asleep. But through the wall from the second room they hear "1, 2, 3 uh 1, 2, 3 uh", which keeps up all night long.

So the next day after the blondes leave, the brothers meet each other again and discuss how their night went.

The first midget says "Oh, my night was terrible. I just couldn't get hard."

The second midget replies "Mine was worse than that".

"What do you mean?" asked the first guy. "I heard you going "1, 2, 3 uh all night long".

To which the second guy replies "Yeah! I couldn't get on the damn bed."

HAHAHA, get it?

Lol, have a blessed new year everyone..

remember, doomsday is approaching..

ENJOY LIFEE B4 ITS TOO LATEE.. (:

ohh, got any resolutions yet?

i haven't..

teeeheee..

mua shall be back prettay soon..

till then, 

;)

❤